“Pray use both cats as sponges if it pleases you, infatuated infantryman.”
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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
“My thoughts absorb sound like sponges soak up water. Please don’t whistle while I masturbate.”
“Kate realized she had a grave problem. She was infatuated. Or mildly insane. Possibly both.”
“As a devout Baptist, she believed it was a sin to pray for anything for yourself. You ought to pray only for strength to bear whatever the Lord saw fit to send you, she thought. I was never able to follow this advice, for although I would often feel a sense of uneasiness over the tone of my prayers, I was the kind of person who prayed frantically-"Please, God, please, please, PLEASE let Ross MacVey like me better than Mavis.”
“Cats talk to whomever they please.”