“So You Want To Be A Wizard?”
“...this is exactly the kind of store that makes you want to buy a book about a teenage wizard. This is the kind of store that makes you want to be a teenage wizard.”
“Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.”
“Wizard's Fourth RuleThere is magic in sincere forgiveness; in the forgiveness you give, but more so in the forgiveness you receive.”
“I suggest it’s time we head off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Jesus We Are All So Fucked.”
“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”