“Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.”
“Do you like kids?Only with barbecue sauce.”
“And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio. He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue.”
“You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.”
“We can't make you do anything, but we can make you wish you had. - Army saying”
“You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?”