“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”
“Yeah, I know you. I made you up. This is my dream. You're a mixture of Zac Efron and Johnny Depp.”
“Okay. Would you rather I looked like Hugh Jackman or George Clooney?” “Johnny Depp,” she says. She answers a little too fast for my comfort. “What the hell, Lake? You’re supposed to say Will! You’re supposed to say you want me to look like me!” “But you weren't one of the options,” she says. “Neither was Johnny Depp!”
“Johnny Depp... is. Sexy.”
“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?” “No, we’re talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and recognize” Jacque answered.”
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”