“...OMGOMGOMG she knows about spanners - SHE KNOWS I PICTURED RALPH'S SPANNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”

“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.”

“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”

“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as if i was a horse, which was weird because he hadn't yesterday when i was actually dressed as one.”

“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?”

“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.”