“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”
“Johnny Depp... is. Sexy.”
“Otulissa swelled up to twice her normal size. 'Well, SPRINK ON YOUR SPRONK!”
“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”
“Yeah, I know you. I made you up. This is my dream. You're a mixture of Zac Efron and Johnny Depp.”
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”