“You stabbed me in the ass?” Bastien”
“Inez? I'm sorry I bit you," he said with sincere regret, and then inspiration made him add, "Bastien made me do it.”
“Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.”
“Were ya really tryin' to stab that demon in the ass?”Riley groaned. “No, I was aiming for its leg, and it moved. I looked like a total dork.”Not to me.”
“Have you talked to her?""What would you have had me say Bastien? Oh, I'm sorry Inez. I didn't mean to bite you, my fangs slipped.”
“It symbolises strength."Bastien snorts. "It certainly doesn't provide any.”