“Statistically, if you're reading this sentence, you're an oddball. The average American spends three minutes a day reading a book. At this moment, you and I are engaged in an essentially antiquated interaction. Welcome, fellow Neanderthal!”
“If you're going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.”
“I bet if you look at the average teenager and the average adult, the average teenager has read more books in the last year than the average adult. Now of course the adult would be all like, 'I'm busy, I got a job, I got stuff to do.' WHATEVER! READ! I mean, you're watching CSI: Miami. Why would you be watching CSI: Miami, when you could be READING CSI: Miami, the novelization?”
“If you can get yourself to read 30 minutes a day, you're going to double your income every year.”
“You're either reading a book or you're not.”
“If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed!”