“It’s true, when Kanu ate, we got the crumbs…these people even lick the plates!”

“Years after being in government, we are still fighting jiggers and washing hands”

“We don’t dwell on the weaknesses of each one of us…I am not asking you to vote for me, vote for the best.”

“20 years ago teachers were very important but today every child has a lawyer, we are unable to fulfill our disciplinary obligations”

“Somebody with a PhD in electricity will spend the night in the dark but a class 8 drop-out will fix it”

“Some of these leaders are devil worshipers”

“Don’t eat too much githeri, leave room for water”