“Somebody with a PhD in electricity will spend the night in the dark but a class 8 drop-out will fix it”
“Years after being in government, we are still fighting jiggers and washing hands”
“We don’t dwell on the weaknesses of each one of us…I am not asking you to vote for me, vote for the best.”
“20 years ago teachers were very important but today every child has a lawyer, we are unable to fulfill our disciplinary obligations”
“Don’t eat too much githeri, leave room for water”
“If your football team fails to score, you can’t just change their kit and expect to play again”