“Somebody with a PhD in electricity will spend the night in the dark but a class 8 drop-out will fix it”

“I just expanded my class from 40 to a class of 40 million”

“Four out of five have left the party, and you say you practice social democracy?”

“Years after being in government, we are still fighting jiggers and washing hands”

“Some of these leaders are devil worshipers”

“We don’t dwell on the weaknesses of each one of us…I am not asking you to vote for me, vote for the best.”

“20 years ago teachers were very important but today every child has a lawyer, we are unable to fulfill our disciplinary obligations”