“We don’t dwell on the weaknesses of each one of us…I am not asking you to vote for me, vote for the best.”

“Don’t eat too much githeri, leave room for water”

“Years after being in government, we are still fighting jiggers and washing hands”

“It’s true, when Kanu ate, we got the crumbs…these people even lick the plates!”

“20 years ago teachers were very important but today every child has a lawyer, we are unable to fulfill our disciplinary obligations”

“Four out of five have left the party, and you say you practice social democracy?”

“I just expanded my class from 40 to a class of 40 million”