“I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR.I love you too Courtney..." Mark, PoR.”

“Mark: When did you learn to drive?Courtney: About three seconds ago.”

“Courtney leans into Andrea, buries her face in Andrea’s shoulder. Andrea pats her daughter’s back. Courtney blubbers. Courtney sobs. Courtney wails. It is the best thing that has happened in months.”

“The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left him, sitting in front of Mark's computer. The only difference was that he was surrounded by bags of Doritos and cans of Mountain Dew. He looked up at them with wild eyes.You okay?" Courtney asked. I'm fantastic!" Patrick exclaimed. "This sugary drink is incredible!"Swell," Courtney remarked sarcastically. "He's wired on Dew.”

“Courtney came over to me and touched my cheek. I winced. It hurt.You look like hell," Courtney said.I shrugged.She looked at Saint Dane, then back at me. "He looks worse." She smiled. "Awesome.”

“Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one.- Courtney”