“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. -Bobby Pendragon”

“There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“I hate clowns. I've mentioned that, right?”

“Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin"-Bobby Pendragon”

“I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face. -Bobby Pendragon”

“Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ”