“What exactly is a french before it's fried?”
“Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?”
“Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"-Spader”
“If I fall out, pull this ring? What happens then? I sprout wings and fly?" -Spader in "The Never War”
“That Loor's a handful, she is." - Spader (Black Water)”
“I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader”