“Are you just annoying bynature, or did you take a seminar?”

“Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You don't want an iffy stiffy do you?”

“I adore cock and champagne together. My favourite food group.”

“Mark: When did you learn to drive?Courtney: About three seconds ago.”

“For those she liked she did things; to those she didn't like she did other things.”

“You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes." --Saint Dane”

“You just think we live in a free country, Everett. We are at the mercy of greed and the selfish pursuit of wealth.”