“Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You don't want an iffy stiffy do you?”

“Are you just annoying bynature, or did you take a seminar?”

“I adore cock and champagne together. My favourite food group.”

“Life is mostly hard and sometimes we don't feel that we have accomplished anything at all. But if, in your everyday life, you do the absolute best at whatever you try, the accomplishment is in the doing”

“Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.''Can't.''Why not?''Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off”

“Next time you wish to feed me poison, warn me first," Loor demanded. (The Merchant of Death)”

“You want to kill me, don't you? And here I thought you and your friends were so righteous. You are just as capable of evil as anyone. Perhaps more so. Yet you believe your brand of evil is justified, so long as it serves your own misguided purposes." --Saint Dane”