“I adore cock and champagne together. My favourite food group.”

“Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You don't want an iffy stiffy do you?”

“Are you just annoying bynature, or did you take a seminar?”

“Mine would be, "We will stand together, he and I. One in victory, one in shame. Only then can I truly own the power of Halla. How sweet the moment of revelation will be, when he learns that he handed it to me." -SD the Pilgrims of Rayne”

“I stood on the street, staring up at the most normal-looking house in the world. My house. I'd lived there my entire life. It was home. It was safe.It was haunted.The only other explanation was that I was demented. I couldn't say which I was rooting for.”

“I do my best writing when there is a lot of laughing going on.”

“I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face. -Bobby Pendragon”