“I do my best writing when there is a lot of laughing going on.”
“Because that's what you do, you stand up for your best friend. And you each lunch with him and talk with him and share secrets and laugh a lot and go places and do stuff, and when you wake up in the morning, he's the first person you think of.”
“If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it's the fact that it's the best you can do that kills you.”
“The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.”
“I write best when "I" am not writing.”
“My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan”