“It's really hell being crazy sometimes.”

“Once again, he does something and I can't decide if it's sweet, if it's perverted, or if it's criminal.”

“Every conflict plagues the peace that follows it.”

“Love is a gift we deliver when we would rather not.”

“Fidelity in a sad marriage can fairly be described as an act of faith.”

“Love is an activity, not a feeling…True love is not the helpless desire to possess the cherished object of one’s fervent affection; true love is the disciplined generosity we require of ourselves for the sake of another when we would rather be selfish.”

“Do you have any idea how hard it is to tail an eighty year-old woman Its hard. Really hard. Really...slow. -Grabrielle”