“I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give'em yours!”

“Smile -- it increases your face value.”

“Cause I am strong and I can prove itAnd I got my dreams to see me throughIt's just a mountain, I can move itAnd with faith enough there's nothing I can't doAnd I can see the light of a clear blue morningAnd I can see the light of brand new dayI can see the light of a clear blue morningAnd everything's gonna be all rightIt's gonna be okay [lyrics from "Light of a Clear Blue Morning"]”

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!”

“I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she was, just this woman who was blond and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen. Momma used to say, "Aw, she's just trash," and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash.”

“If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!”

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”