“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.”

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”

“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words”

“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”

“Sometimes my mouth is a little too big and a little too open and sounds too much like a sailor.”

“If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.”

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain!”