“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.”
“It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.”
“Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.”
“I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb.”
“She probably thought I was making a dumb joke, but sometimes history sounded like a dumb joke. History was either a dumb joke or a cruel joke.”
“All I got to say is if she said no, shemight not want to go to sleep tonight'cause I'm going to dye her hair blonde to compliment her being a dumb ass," Jen told them. "Uh, Jen, you're a blonde," Jacque pointed out."No, not really, God just got it wrong and it was too late to change it once He noticed.”