“It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.”

“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.”

“I make jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know what she was, just this woman who was blond and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen. Momma used to say, "Aw, she's just trash," and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash.”

“When someone shows you their true colors, believe them.”

“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”

“If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!”