“Drag queen is a gender like no other, and with practice I'd learned to rise to it.”
“Good thing I'm aging, otherwise I'd be dead.”
“If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to seduce me, I'd have 50 cents. That's assuming drag queens are half price.”
“It's a good thing I'm a reasonably patient woman. Otherwise, I might have to kill you.”
“But what I do believe is that if you're a girl who was born in Homsea, a girl who lives in a nothing kind of house with an ordinary kind of family, then you can't know everything about the world and that it's probably good to keep an open mind about things, just in case.”