“My daddy has a chain five miles long, on each link a heart for a lover he has lost.”

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”

“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”

“God is in everything I do and all my work glorifies Him.”

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”

“Sometimes my mouth is a little too big and a little too open and sounds too much like a sailor.”

“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words”