“Sometimes my mouth is a little too big and a little too open and sounds too much like a sailor.”

“I don't know what the big deal is about old age. Old people who shine from the inside look 10 to 20 years younger.”

“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words”

“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.”

“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”

“God is in everything I do and all my work glorifies Him.”

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”