“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”
“Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly.”
“You've got something to say to me, Seaweed Brain?""You'd probably kick my butt.""You know I'd kick your butt.”
“Oooohhh, I’m worried. You gonna kick my butt with your one good leg? (Josie)Good luck finding Drake’s body. At least he won’t have a problem getting hard for you. (Terri)”
“You learn more from getting your butt kicked than getting it kissed.”
“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.”