“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”

“Cause I am strong and I can prove itAnd I got my dreams to see me throughIt's just a mountain, I can move itAnd with faith enough there's nothing I can't doAnd I can see the light of a clear blue morningAnd I can see the light of brand new dayI can see the light of a clear blue morningAnd everything's gonna be all rightIt's gonna be okay [lyrics from "Light of a Clear Blue Morning"]”

“It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.”

“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”

“If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one.”

“People always ask me how long it takes to do my hair. I don’t know, I’m never there.”

“My daddy has a chain five miles long, on each link a heart for a lover he has lost.”