“Wouldn't it be something if we could have things we love in abudance without their losing that special attraction the want of them held for us.”

“We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.”

“If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!”

“If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.”

“If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words”

“They think I’m simpleminded because I seem to be happy. Why shouldn’t I be happy? I have everything I ever wanted and more. Maybe I am simpleminded. Maybe that’s the key: simple.”

“I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give'em yours!”