“The lower the class of the affair, the more likely the band will be invited to eat.”
“There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.”
“The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your class. ”
“...The more modest and impractical the kitchen, the more likely one will be invited to stay for a meal. Show me a fancy house with a top-of-the-line gourmet kitchen, and I'll show you a family that eats out a lot.”
“Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.”
“I invited myself. Thought this table needed some class.”