“Excuses are like male nipples. They're completely useless.”
“.EXcuses are like male mipples. They're completely useless.”
“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
“These Kingsguard knights are as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
“If your clothes are enough to drive would-be friends away, they're not the kind of friends you want." Typical mother advice. Sweet, honest, and completely useless.”
“Useless, idle, exploitative male chauvinist drone!”