“It never rains in Autzen Stadium!”

“When it rains out, it also rains in.”

“Walk in Sunshine, Kissed by Rain, Caressed by the Breeze....”

“He wanted to fuck her loudly on a hard bed with rain beating on the windows.”

“There is no right or wrong way to write a novel. Each journey is different for every individual work and for every writer. The first error is never to begin; the second is never to finish.”

“An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.”

“Brilliant people never think of the lives they smash, being brilliant.”