“A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.”

“Babies are such a nice way to start people.”

“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant”

“There is nobody as irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. ”

“Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.”

“The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.”

“People think about who they are in the stillest hour of the night. I carry this thought, the child's mystery and terror of this thought, I feel this immensity in my soul every second of my life.”