“The wand waved; the Adam's Apple leapt, and they were off. What followed cannot be indicated typographically. But if a cat were a sawmill, and a dog were a gigantic cart full of tin cans bouncing through a stone paved street, and that dog and that cat hated each other and were telling each other so, it would sound much like it.”

“i do not see why menshould be so proudinsects have the moreancient lineageaccording to the scientistsinsects were insectswhen man was onlya burbling whatsit”

“Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat”

“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?”

“Our is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.”

“Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella”

“If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.”