“A migraine is the cockblock of writing.”

“A writer always writes.”

“When you're writing what you love, it's the most fun you can have with your clothing still on, unless of course, you write naked.”

“Writing a story, regardless of length, begins always with a single word.”

“There is no right or wrong way to write a novel. Each journey is different for every individual work and for every writer. The first error is never to begin; the second is never to finish.”

“The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.”

“Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.”