“The Americans take a product that literally grows on trees and turn it into a valuable commodity. Withoutthem, cocaine and marijuana would be like oranges, and instead of making billions smuggling it, I’d be making pennies doing stoop labor in some California field, picking it.”
“Fear is the most valuable commodity in the universe...Turn on the TV...What are you seeing? People selling their products? No. People selling the fear of you having to live without their products.”
“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with my rifle.”
“FACT 450: Ecstasy is often used in conjunction with other drugs such as marijuana, methamphetamine, cocaine, ketamine, and other drugs, making it even more dangerous.Drugs: they're not a salad bar.”
“To own an orange grove in Southern California is to live on the real gold coast of American agriculture.”
“When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.”