“All of us...still believe that the American flag betokens a kind of general righteousness. But I say...that signs are signs and some of them are lies.”
“If we require some kind of sign, or "proof," for our belief in God, then we believe, or place our tust, not in God but in the sign or proof.”
“CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed them ?”
“He looked at me as if I had some kind of 'I hate penises' sign on my forehead.”
“As Christians, we are not to beg for signs and wonders but, to command them all the time and not some of the time.”
“In spite of all the red flags and signs that Marc had more baggage than Imelda Marcos taking shoes on vacation, I continued to date him.”