“If you say “I don't read” like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly.”

“I don't want to see you. I don't like you. I don't like your face. You look like an insufferable egotist. You're impertinent. You're too sure of yourself. Twenty years ago I would have punched your face with the greatest of pleasure.”

“Nothing says I forgive you like a punch in the face.”

“Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work?”

“You cannot punch Tegan in the face, you cannot punch Tegan in the face, I kept repeating over and over in my head. It had basically been my mantra since I started here, but it was getting harder and harder to uphold.”

“There's this thing that I like to call the RC Sproul principle of hermenutics.When you're reading the bible and you come across someone doing something really stupid, don't say to yourself "I'm glad I'm not him". Ask yourself "How am I that stupid?”