“I majored in Creative Writing in college. Then I got over it.”
“I went to college, but I learned to write by reading and writing.”
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
“I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.”
“Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.”
“I write whenever it suits me. During a creative period I write every day; a novel should not be interrupted.”