“Today I wonder why it is God refers to Himself as 'Father' at all. This, to me, in light of the earthly representation of the role, seems a marketing mistake.”
“In fact a few simple mathematical calculations reveal that if reference librarians were paid at market rates for all the roles they play, they would have salaries well over $200,000.”
“The belly is the reason why man does not mistake himself for a god.”
“That all of God’s men are immortal until God is through with them is a wonderful comforting thought for today. And when He is through with you, He will remove you from the earth.”
“In the beginning, God became the Heaven and the Earth... And God said, 'Let Me be light," and He was light.”
“Frankly, I wonder who Frank was, and why he has an adverb all to himself.”