“There is too much bad news to justify complacency. There is too much good news to justify despair.”
“[...]you know what they say about messengers, right"?Excuse me?"Too much bad news will get you shot."[...]”
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is life (of a kind) after this life. The bad news is that Jean-Claude Villeneuve is a necrophiliac.”
“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”
“The bad news: There is no key to the universe. The good news: It was never locked.”
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.”