“Sex makes you stupid”

“Nothing changes if nothing changes.”

“Sex, no matter how explosive and emotional, was just sex after all, at least until someone said or did something to make it more than that”

“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”

“To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.”

“You can not argue with stupid but you can certainly play with it.”

“Sometimes it's good to shake up the status quo. You just have to make sure that when you turn society on its ear, you don't end up on your coutoure-covered backside."--vivian”