“You just don't expect to see gunfire at a wedding.”
“Hunchbacks danced at my wedding for luck. It's a thing you don't see nowadays.”
“... reality stands before them, yet they don't see it, because what you call real is just the mirror image of your expectations.”
“Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...”
“Art is vice. You don't wed it, you rape it.”
“Today is the day after my wedding. And nothing is the way I expected it to be.”