“I am not capable of love. - Felix”
“Naturally I am of the deeply felt conviction that it is quite nice, quite lovely to be capable of enthusiam.”
“You know nothing about me, and nothing about the sort of love which I am capable.”
“But Felix was no longer Felix. He was a vampire motherfucker.”
“I found out I got ringworm from Felix. If it gets in my head, they will have to shave off my hair. I'll be bald just like Eisenhower, and I am a Democrat.”
“Aika often says that she is the only one capable of loving me the same way I am is the one capable of loving her, and no one will be able to stand my twisted personality other than her and for me to betray her is unthinkable and impossible”