“I don't cry because we've been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we're still together.”

“If they don't walk away, we have to walk away, and sometimes we do it crying.”

“If you want to call attention to your good deed then it isn't a good deed, it's a self-serving one. Why? Not only have you patted yourself on the back but you're fishing for others to do the same.”

“Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.”

“Neither one of them could turn off their feelings, even with so much time and distance between them. The more they were apart, and the more they weren't allowed to be together, the more they loved each other.”

“Unless its done on purpose, crumbs and cleavage don't go together.”

“I think I figured out why I don't have more friends. I find dead people more interesting than the living.”