“I think I figured out why I don't have more friends. I find dead people more interesting than the living.”

“The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.”

“I found that I missed him the more he was absent from my life, and the more I missed him, the more I loved him.”

“People fight over parking spaces more than they do for each other; then they bemoan the fact they can't find love.”

“I don't admire the person who hides from the world and claims enlightenment. To be purified you have to be tested and there is no better test of strength than dealing with other people.”

“People don't tell others when they lose interest, just like they don't tell others when they love them. And then they wonder why they are so unhappy.”

“Loyalty. Is it something only dogs know?When I think of it, I wonder if I would rather have it than love. Whereas love is often an over-used word and an unpredictable feeling, the other is nothing but dependability.”