“You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.”
“If you tell people you talk to God, they'll think you're religious, but if you say God talks to you, it's ten to one they'll think you're crazy.”
“It's true what they say, you know: if you talk to God, you're religious; but if you hear from God, yor're schizophrenic.”
“Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.”
“How do you know when you're God?" "When I pray to him I find I am talking to myself.”
“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia”