“Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.”
“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.”
“I like to spoon after I fork.”
“Bullshit. You can paint with a fork, you can kill with a fork. A fork is a tool. Don't let yourself be confined by the definitions of others.”
“You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me!”
“I was attentive to my knife and fork, spoon, glasses, and other instruments of self-destruction...”