“Talk to me, Richard. It isn’t difficult. Move the teeth and agitate the tongue. Tell me news of the family. Am I superseded yet? Oh, Richard, a blush!”
“Richard opened his hand, and the key stared up at him from his palm. "By my crooked teeth," asked Richard, remembering, "who am I?”
“Isn’t it ironic, Richard Parker? We’re in hell yet still we’re afraid of immortality”
“Zedd used to tell me that if the road is easy, you're likely going the wrong way." - Richard”
“As it stands right now, I lead Richard Pryor in heart attacks, two to one. However, Richard still leads me, one to nothing, in burning yourself up.”
“Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.”