“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”
“As I stood on the lonely backroad, I'm sure I heard birds, kookaburras, laughing ...”
“We're here on Earth to fart around”
“In fact," Slad was saying, "that was a night of firsts for me. I'm pretty sure I had sex with her too.""Pretty sure?""Like I said, it was a night of firsts. I'm not sure I actually made it to her vagina. It's quite possible I had sex with the air around her vagina." He gestured in wild circles. "But I still count it.”
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
“I don't wait for inspiration. I'm not, in fact, quite sure what inspiration is, but I'm sure that if it is going to turn up, my having started work is the precondition of its arrival.”